I was eventually reunited with Tony and Hope, who had refused the bottle he offered her, and then the consultant came round.
I'm still processing what he told me.
My colon is clear, no problems, nothing to worry about. But he did take some biopsies for microcollitis.
We had a bit of a chat about my symptoms and he is referring me for an endoscopy, to check my stomach, but he agrees something is definitely wrong with the way my body is processing my food.
In the meantime I am the proud owner of a photo of the inside of my colon!!